I'm never going to finish this scarf.

Hi.

If you try to tell me that marriage is between a man and a woman because of a basic, natural, biological imperative, then I get to legally dissolve every union between a man and woman who have no children or who cannot naturally conceive children. low sperm count? sorry, your marriage is null and void, and oh, by the way, you can never marry again. single parent with no visitation rights from the other parent? sorry, your kids can't be raised in that environment, I'm taking them away. philosophically against the idea of increasing the earth's population? I'm sorry, you and your spouse are now exes...and your adopted kid is going to the Duggars...unless you can prove you can spawn.

what? that's your argument. children can't be raised in an environment that isn't a nuclear family because the mother-father-child bond is too sacred.

so we've saved the children from the spectre of being raised by gays. now let's save the children from being raised by single parents. who's with me?

OH RIGHT. that's wrong and discriminatory. hmmm. really?

check this out: screw you, strip down the middle of california. also, what's up with you, solano county? didn't get the "Gay Area" message? also also: filter based on bachelor's degrees. *cue banjo...*

skippy, get back in the box.

yep. still bitter.