OH lord, I did NOT need to find this on a day when I'm trying to pretend I don't have to do anything but secretly (se..cret...ly) have waaaay too much stuff to do.
A Feral Item Pylori
Premarital Life Yo
Premarital Leif Yo
Paella Ire Mortify
I think this one's my Pirate Name of the day (it being Talk Like A Pirate Day):
Parlay Foe Limiter
you can apparently make lots of naughty anagrams with my full name.
and I want this shirt.