Friday, February 13, 2009


I can't find a clip for this. YouTube failed me. Gone in 60 Seconds:

"You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive honey. Shit, I can't swim. I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass outta the pool."

CALIFORNIA: please, please please learn how to merge. or stay outta the pool.

Also...Dispatch: please familiarize yourself with the terms 'rush hour' and the geography of the East Bay. seeeeeriously.

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