mea culpa.

Hey, California? We may have kind of gotten off on the wrong foot, here. I may have judged you too harshly. Certain words may have been exchanged. (Certain...bullets.) In my defense, your lack of seasons (two months of rain doesn't count) and the myrmidion hordes are fairly major points, but....I may have to take it all back.

because I just bought this at Target.

At Target. TARGET.

I couldn't find a clip of the pilot with the pertinent quote above, but this is always appropriate:


also, this made me laugh pretty hard. (but, um, sweetheart? you're pushing your low end. pick a higher harmony. tuning is your frieeeeeeeend.)